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La Fabrique

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Season 13 Episode 12
"The F Word"

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Isn't this great, you guys?

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Gettin' away from it all.
Leaving all our cares behind.

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{\*Yeah, and }They said the weather's
gonna be nice like this all day!

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This is exactly what I needed.

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Not those guys again!

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God dammit, why is it that every time
we try and have a relaxing day

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a bunch of assholes
on their Harley motorcycles show up?

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God, shut up!

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Piss off you stupid assholes!

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Isn't this great food?

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You're so right about this place.
It's wonderful!

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{\*You know}What's really interesting is that...

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What's {\*really }interesting is that this place
has a new owner, and they...

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On this gorgeous day

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we bring these two together
for the most important...

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Everybody is checkin' us out.

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They think we're pretty cool!

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We were definitely
turnin' some heads out there!

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I was pullin' back on that throttle,

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and everybody was like,
"What is that?"

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For sure!

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Nobody here
is really paying attention to us.

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That's weird.

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That's better.

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All right.
Let's head out!

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Excuse me!

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Excuse me!
Hey, assholes!

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You guys know that...

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everyone thinks
you're total fags, right?

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What did you say?

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{\*You know, }When {\*people like }you drive down the streets

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with your unnecessarily
loud motorcycles thinking you're {\*all }cool,

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everyone is {\*actually }laughing at you
and calling you pathetic faggots.

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You do realize this{\*, right}?

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Hey, man.
We roll how we roll

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and if people are annoyed
or intimidated by it,

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that's too bad for them!

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Nobody is intimidated, actually.

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Everyone realizes that people
who are so needy for attention,

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they need to dress up
and be as loud as possible are you{\* guys}

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and sixteen year old girls.

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Just wanted to let you know
you're {\*fucking }fags.

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That...

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that little boy just called us fags.

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Like he didn't think we were cool.

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But he's wrong!

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People don't think we're fags!
Do they?

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Course, he's wrong!
And anyway,

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nobody except that little freak
would ever say {\*something like }that to our faces!

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That's right!

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Com on, let's roll!

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Rev 'em up!

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Fags!

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- Did that kid just call us...
- Just ignore him!

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{\$FAGS}

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- God dammit, this is fucked up!
- What's wrong with kids today?

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It doesn't make any sense.

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They all called us fags.

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How can they call us fags?
I mean, listen to this!

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I know.
Look, guys...

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{\*I think }I know what the problem is{\* here}.

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- Really?
- You do?

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Think about it, guys!
You see all the things kids have today?

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{\*I mean, }With their Xboxes and surround sound
entertainment systems.

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Kids today are surrounded
by big loud stuff all the time.

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- That's right!
- That's all it is, guys.

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We just need to get a little louder.
That's all!

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Broflovski looks for Kenny
{\*to get clear }for the pass.

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But Cartman isn't letting up on him!

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What the hell?

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Chicken spears!

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God dammit!

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Now we're turnin' some heads!

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Let's see them call us fags now!

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All right.
Thanks for coming{\*, everyone}.

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As you all know,
the Harley problem {\*seems to be}is getting worse,

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and nobody
is willing to do anything{\* about it}.

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- Yes.
- Agreed.

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I have had it
with those loud annoying... faggots.

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{\*Now }We have some ideas.
We'd love to hear {\*your ideas}yours and {\*I think that }together{\* we}...

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and {\*I think that }together we can {\*come up with a way to }get rid
of these fags once and for all.

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Sounds good.

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What are you {\*guys }talking about?
Harley's are neat-o!

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- What?
- I always thought

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someday when I grow up
I'm gonna get a Harley!

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Then people will have to notice me,
and {\*they'll have to }deal with my shit for once!

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The open road!
The wind in my face!

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I'll go from city to city!

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Everyone lookin' at me!

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Who's that guy?
He must be tough!

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I'll have my girl on the back seat,
holdin' on to my fat belly.

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Sure, she's missin' a few teeth,
but she's thinks I'm cool!

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That's why when I grow up,
I'm gonna be a Harley rider.

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That makes perfect sense{\*, Butters}.

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- It does?
- Yes. Now, get out of here.

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{\*All right. }Kyle and I {\*are gonna}will spray {\*paint }messages to {\*the Harley riders}them.
Cartman, you said you had an idea?

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{\*I think }What I'm gonna do is find {\*out wherever }there bikes{\* are}
and crap on their seats.

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- {\*That's }Good.
- {\*Yeah, }I think that'll be nice.

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{\*But }That's a lot of seats,
how are you gonna {\*pull that off}do?

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I think I just need two,
maybe three buckets of KFC.

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Extra crispy.
Probably four cartons of gravy.

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Clyde can {\*you take care of getting}get the KFC for Cartman,
Kyle and I can get the spray paint cans.

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If we do this right,
we'll {\*be doing }do the town a huge favor.

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So let's get to it!

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- That was a good breakfast!
- I'm full!

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You {\*guys }smell that?

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It smells like
that new <i>Famous Bowl</i> at KFC.

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Somebody took a shit
on my fucking Harley!

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What?

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Me too!
I got shit all over my pants now!

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There's little flags
stuck in the shit!

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"You're fags."

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You gotta be kiddin' me!

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Come on!
We'll find the bastards who did this!

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{\$FAGS GET OUT}

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This can't be happening!

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Really nice work{\, guys}.

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{\*I think }Maybe everything is gonna be okay{\* now}.

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So I said to the guy,

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you really think
I'm paying that much?

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Jesus Christ.

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Oh, my God!

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I thought we were past this.

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Students, I am here
because of a very serious matter.

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This morning it was discovered
that in several places all over town,

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somebody had spray painted the words
"fags get out".

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Many witnesses reported
seeing children with spray paint.

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{\now, }If anybody knows anything

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about{\ the kids} who did this,
you must come forward.

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That was us!

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- Excuse me?
- We did that.

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Why would you write
something like that and be proud of it?

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'cause we want all those fags
to get out of our town.

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Everyone hates those fags, right?

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Now just what the heck
is going on here?

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This is not what we have taught you
in this school.

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Kyle and Stan, you've always been
tolerant of gay people!

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- Gay people?
- We aren't talking about gay people.

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You just admitted to spray painting
that they should get out of town!

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Why we would we want that{\gay people to get out of town}?

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They think we meant gay fags.

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That's not very nice, mayor.

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Just because a person is gay
doesn't mean he's a fag.

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What?

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You four boys in my office, now!

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Crap!

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{\pub}"Faggot, often shortened to fag,

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"has been used
in the English language

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"since the late 16th century.

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"Its original meaning was

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"an old or unpleasant woman."

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That certainly don't apply to us!

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"Faggot later was defined

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"as a bundle of sticks,

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"and in the 19th century
a faggot gatherer

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"was someone who made
a meager living gathering firewood."

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They certainly ain't callin' us fags
'cause we gather sticks!

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There's got to be more!

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What's that part say there?

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"Later, the term fag was defined

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"as any awkward bundle
to be carried,

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"and was often used
as an insult to the elderly,

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"as in calling them baggage."

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Fag was used as an insult to women,
then poor people,

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then old people?

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"In the early 1900s,

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"the word became a pejorative term

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"against homosexuals
and transgender people

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"in the United States."

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That word
just keeps changing its meaning!

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What's it got to do with us?

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We are really trying
to understand this.

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How is it that you{\* boys} think referring

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to gay people as "fags"
in today's world is acceptable?

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Because we're not referring
to gay people.

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- You can be gay and not be a fag.
- A lot of fags aren't gay.

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I happen to be gay, boys.
Do you think I'm a fag?

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Do you ride a {\* big loud }Harley
and go up and down the streets

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ruining everyone's nice time?

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Then you're not a fag.

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So what if a guy is gay
and rides a Harley?

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Then he's a gay fag.
{\I mean, }Is this really this hard?

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I don't know.

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You're driving in your car, okay?

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You're waiting to make a left{\at a traffic signal}.
The light turns yellow.

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Should be your turn{\ to go},
but the traffic {\*coming at you }just keeps coming.

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And even when the light turns red,
a guy in a BMW runs the red light.

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So you can't make your left turn.
What goes through your mind?

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Fag.

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Right. But you're not thinking
"he's homosexual",

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you're thinking "he's an inconsiderate
douchebag like a Harley rider."

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This... this is making
insanely good sense to me.

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All right.
What would you call a straight man

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who doesn't own a Harley,

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but likes them
and might buy one someday.

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You call him bike curious.

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- Bike...
- Bike curious!

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Don't you{\ people} keep up
with today's lingo at all?

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Fellow homosexuals.

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I believe we have
an opportunity here

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to take a big step forward
for our kind.

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We must acknowledge that the words

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fag and faggot
are never going to disappear.

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They are simply too much fun
for everyone to say.

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We must realize that we are no longer
the most hated people on the planet.

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And help the children change
the meaning of the word

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to describe those annoying,
loud, faggot Harley riders!

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Here, here!

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We should all be tolerant
but not with these fucking people.

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They really are faggots.

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Yes!
Jesus, yes!

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<i>This is Channel 4 evening news.</i>

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A new movement in South Park
is bringing to question the word "fag".

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Gay groups are pointing out
that {\*the word}it no longer means to kids today,

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what it meant just a few years ago.

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And what's your name little boy?

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Martin.

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All right, Martin.
Can you do me a favor?

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Could you point to the fag for me?

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Just point to which one is the fag.

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Could you just point
to the fag for me, little girl?

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Which one is a faggot?

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<i>Sparked by this realization,
and persuaded by gay advocate groups,</i>

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<i>the mayor signed
a new city ordinance today,</i>

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<i>making the word fag officially refer</i>

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<i>to annoying,
inconsiderate Harley riders.</i>

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How do you fags feel
about the new city ordinance?

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What did you say?

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Just asking if you feel okay
or displeased about the ordinance, fag.

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You know what?

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If you call me fag
to my face one more time,

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- you better...
- I {\already }did it twice.

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I think that...

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I think that you probably
you won't say it again.

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I bet I do.

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- Okay.
- Fag.

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<i>As more people in South Park
adapt to the new meaning...</i>

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Fags!

241
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<i>More and more Harley riders
are deciding to ride elsewhere.</i>

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{\$GOD HATES FAGS}

243
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Nice, Kenny.

244
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Isn't this awesome, you guys?
I haven't seen a Harley for {\*like }three days!

245
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I know!
{\*It's like }We have the outdoors back again!

246
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You four turdballs,
in my office. Now!

247
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Crap.

248
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You have gotten me
in a lot of trouble!

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<i>The fact of the matter is that fag
is still defined</i>

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<i>in the dictionary as a pejorative term
against homosexuals.</i>

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<i>And so you are still causing harm
to gay people everywhere,</i>

252
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<i>whether you mean it
differently or not.</i>

253
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<i>The town of South Park and its mayor
have once again shown themselves</i>

254
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<i>to be completely out of touch
with the progressive world.</i>

255
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She's gaining support
all over the country!

256
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I shouldn't have {\*never }listened to you!

257
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- We're sorry, mayor.
- That's nice.

258
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You made our entire town look like
gaybashing redneck homophobes,

259
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,242
but at least you're sorry!

260
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,118
- We can fix this!
- How?

261
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{\*That lady}She said it's because fag still means
homosexual in the dictionary.

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So we just have to convince {\*the dictionary }people
to change the definition.

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Then people would be free to call
Harley riders fags all over the country!

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{\*Now, }I don't know about you,
but {\*I think }this town is starting a trend.

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And if we let them officially change
the meaning of fag

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from gay people to us,
then soon every town might!

267
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:28,153
If we don't do anything
we could end up...

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00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,615
If we don't do anything we could...

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Bartlett!

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I'm trying to talk, you fag!

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00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,961
See!
{\*Now, }They got us doing it to ourselves!

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We gotta put a stop to this now!

273
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:48,632
So I say we ride into that town
and kick some fucking ass!

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{\pub}Excitement is in the air,
as the citizens of South Park amass

275
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to see if the word fag
will officially

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be changed
in the English dictionary.

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Four local boys will state their case
to the head dictionary editor,

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and if they succeed

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fag will officially refer
to Harley riders nationwide.

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You can do it, boys!
We believe in you!

281
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,378
And Tom, it looks as though
the dictionary officials have arrived!

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Entering the scene now are the keepers
of the current dictionary,

283
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and of course,
the dictionary's head editor...

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Mr. Emmanuel Lewis.

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- Emmanuel Lewis, huh?
- It all makes sense now.

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To change...

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the definition of a word...

288
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,609
is no trifling thing!

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I expect this proposal,
for changing the definition of {\*the word }fag,

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to be both
discerning and undisputable.

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Come on boys, you can do it!

292
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,921
Look out!
There's a bunch of pissed off faggots!

293
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- There's fags everywhere!
- We gotta run!

294
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,491
What nefariousness is this?

295
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,036
You obdurate beasts!

296
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,557
Now, do you think we're fags?

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00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:07,187
- Yes, sir, you are total fags!
- You definitely made your point.

298
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,275
We rolled in,
kicked ass and took shit over.

299
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,694
Is that what a fag does?

300
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,862
That's totally what a fag does!

301
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,407
You're supposed to think
we're not fags, now!

302
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,078
{\*But then }Why are you acting like such fags?
I don't understand!

303
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,664
- I don't either.
- That's because you {\*guys }never understood!

304
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,713
You fellers never got
what these people are really about!

305
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,716
Freedom!
Rebellion against the system!

306
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A living image of independence!

307
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:41,013
Solid, defiant and supremely cool,

308
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,349
the biker is an all-American icon

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00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,351
of resilient individuality

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and freedom!

311
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,729
Who is this little fag?

312
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,024
I'm not a fag yet, sir,
but I am bike curious.

313
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,859
That's it!
Let's kill 'em all!

314
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,279
That'll just make you bigger fags!

315
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,156
No one is killing anyone!

316
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,160
We've had enough.

317
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:06,914
You faggots
get the hell out of our town.

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00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,127
All right, everyone.
All right.

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00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,628
We are fags.

320
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,296
Yeah, {\*we're fags}we are.

321
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,382
We're total fags.
And you know what?

322
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,218
We like it.

323
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,180
We like being fags.

324
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,392
So go ahead, America.

325
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,144
Whenever you pass by
Harley riders like us,

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00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:32,732
roll down your window,
and yell "Faggots!"

327
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:35,651
All you kids out there,
when you see us,

328
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:39,071
walk up to us,
and say "Hello, fags!"

329
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,657
No, really.
We want you to.

330
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:45,369
At least, we're cool enough
to embrace who we are.

331
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,872
- Right, guys?
- That's right!

332
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:49,707
You got it!

333
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,626
Come on, fags.
Let's roll out!

334
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,763
And that, Mr. Editor,

335
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,598
is why they are
the true definition of fags.

336
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,353
Let there be no perplexity.

337
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,856
Those individuals
are the legitimate faggots.

338
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,274
The definition shall be replaced!

339
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,946
We did it!

340
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,656
It's finally over!

341
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,661
Today, we've made History.

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<i>{\$Fag.}</i>

343
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:35,503
<i>{\$1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person
most commonly associated with Harley riders.}</i>

344
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:39,590
<i>{\$2. A person who owns
or frequently rides a Harley.}</i>

